Dickawatts

[12:10:40] Y gives X a penis windmill
[12:10:56] X puts her face in it
[12:13:22] <Y> D:
[12:14:37] <Y> it generate 1.21 dickawatts
[12:21:52] <Z> your m0m generates 1.21 dickawatts
[12:22:09] <K> is there anything his mom can't do?
[12:22:43] <Z> Nope, especially if it's sexually related.
[12:23:17] <K> well in that case I have a lot of good ideas for her

I'M PHOTOSYNTHETIZING

<Y> I'd like to do photosynthesis though
<J> cuz if people started to last longer than they do now, still being able to breed at the rate they do
<J> hyumenz would be destroyed
<Y> I'M PHOTOSYNTHETIZING
<Y> DON'T DISTURB ME I'M PHOTOSYNTHETIZING
<J> stfu
<J> no photosynthesizing
<Y> DON'T DISTURB ME I'M PHOTOSYNTHETIZING
* J covers ur photo-sensitive tissues
<H> hyumens wouldn't be destroyed
<Y> NUU
<H> HYMENS WOULD BE THOUGH OHHH
* Y photosynthetizes on you