Killy x Erika

[13:23:48] <VagueRaconteur> Killy and Erika, sitting in a tree.
[13:23:54] <VagueRaconteur> K-I-S-S-I-N-G
[13:24:04] <VagueRaconteur> First comes love, then comes marriage
[13:24:11] <VagueRaconteur> Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage.
[13:24:25] <VagueRaconteur> Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts broken beyond repair...
[13:24:34] <VagueRaconteur> Erika leaves Killy, and takes the tree.
[13:24:42] <VagueRaconteur> D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
[13:26:13] <Killy> fuck you ericunt i got the tree you live in a box bitch
[13:26:32] <Erika> i have no problem at all with the box
[13:26:35] <Erika> the box has all the stuff
[13:26:38] <Erika> wtf you gunna do with a tree

Dickawatts

[12:10:40] Y gives X a penis windmill
[12:10:56] X puts her face in it
[12:13:22] <Y> D:
[12:14:37] <Y> it generate 1.21 dickawatts
[12:21:52] <Z> your m0m generates 1.21 dickawatts
[12:22:09] <K> is there anything his mom can't do?
[12:22:43] <Z> Nope, especially if it's sexually related.
[12:23:17] <K> well in that case I have a lot of good ideas for her

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